HELLO! IT’S ME, YOUR BEST FRIEND, ZE OIL BOY!
I traveled to the US in 2015 and now I'm finding any job I can. Sometimes I work on the beach putting oil girls, driving as an Uber driver and interviewing feminazis. You can see all of my videos on my YouTube channel and some exclusive content here.
PATTY MAYO MERCH!
GUARANTEED TO TRIGGER
SHIRTS ARE SUPER SOFT NEXT LEVEL TRI-BLEND CREWNECK T-SHIRTS. PRESHRUNK 50% POLYESTER / 25% COTTON / 25% RAYON JERSEY
ACTUAL GAME CARDS USED BY OIL BOY
These are the actual cards used in every Oil Boy Uber Game Show. There's only 1 of each in existence (except Kiss the Driver has 5). I used the same deck for every ride.
PATTY MAYO (White)
The original Patty Mayo logo designed by Patty Mayo.
OIL BOY (BLACK)
Don't blame me when girls ask you to oil them up, just do the accent.
OIL BOY (WHITE)
Don't blame me when girls ask you to oil them up, just do the accent.
UNCLE SAM SHIRT (WHITE)
Uncle Sam needs your help in the fight against snowflakes!
FEMINAZI SHIRT (BLACK)
So soft it will trigger any radical-feminazi within a 100' radius.
FEMINAZI SHIRT (WHITE)
So soft it will trigger any radical-feminazi within a 100' radius.
GOT MAYO? (BLACK)
Love mayo? Never have to ask for mayo again when ordering at your favorite restaurant.
GOT MAYO? (WHITE)
Love mayo? Never have to ask for mayo again when ordering at your favorite restaurant.
OIL BOY & SAMANTHA (WHITE)
Feat. Oil Boy, Samantha the Goat and the Bus